blazing saddles

i never know what to write when so many hilarious things have happened, so i just sort of can't be bothered to write about any.
same with posting photos on here, once they're on here, i have no desire to put them on facebook, even though it's fun for more people, i just like having a photographic diary i can look through i guess.
seriously thinking about signing up for 3 months of muay thai, which basically would mean, i could kick your ass, man, tiger-style. i might just take a form of grappling, but i really need a physical outlet for my anxiety (which disappeared for a while). and i think channeling it kind of violently would work really well. laura is hopefully moving in here, in september, so we talked about joining the ymca, but i don't know if that can satiate my ravenous bloodlust.
i realized the retarded amount of photos i was acquiring on my camera, and decided to unload.

PATTY'S PIZZA PARTY

hey guys, chugging poison is the new black

ENDOR NIGHTS

at the beaver

never acting, always watching

the new crime-fighting
watching a small crowd of 20 somethings get drunk at a bar

"ooga booga" - pico paco


before the

WHITE ORCHID

apocalypse

nick and his best self-made shirt ever

mary pussy-poppins'

WHITE ORCHID

aww, old friends

EXTREME MEAT PARTY

the irony of this was, i actually became so disgusted (mostly to do with the blood sausages, and the smell that started to happen around midnight), that i don't know if i can eat meat again (this does not include clams in clam chowder)
i haven't tried to be even vaguely vegetarian since approx 5 years ago, and my diet basically consisted of potato chips... which changed when i went back to meat eating, and it became potato chips + cheeseburgers

a live one


brown puddin' rips dem ribs apart
(a 5-part ballet of photographs)



and then suddenly, our worst fears came true
the hormones that had been pumped into the flesh of the unwilling beast the men had been eating...
aroused senses they were unable to control

THE REAL MEAT PARTY

JACLYNS RETURN

(pretend)naked taxi
***sidenote, in case you somehow figured out any of this night through our photos, we're not bad people, we were just doing dares (and you HAVE to do dares)

and where do i even begin with this guy... where do i even begin

here he is working his wonderful magic


this guy threw an absolute fit on us, although we don't remember why, it was really hilarious
"I'M WAY COOLER THAN YOU!!! I KNOW THE PROMOTER!!! I'LL GET YOU KICKED OUT!!!!" uh huh...

aaand now he has no shirt on... at the bar

FIRECROTCH: a new shot, by Lindsay Lohan, just add 1 part tobassco + 3 parts urine
(just kidding...)


p/s i dont know who this guy is

this guy was the best though, of the night: "ARE YOU JUST USING ME?"

if you can believe it, the place we went to had "pigeon" ($12) on the menu
PIGEON
WHO WOULD ORDER A FLYING STREET RAT FOR $12??????


jaclyn took me to SOUTHERN ACCENT for an early birthday present, because she is the best friend ever
the food there is so the best
almost one year ago exactly we went there, and got really drunk and had our tarot cards read... although she kind of sucked, so we didn't go back this year (unless ron ronnerson, you truly are out there)

and then we went to LAST RESORT for beer with laura, and this amazing man wouldn't leave us alone
apparently his name was "Paris Rome"

PARIS ROME: what is the longest sentence in the world?"
US: i don't know
ME: 122 words
PARIS ROME: marriage
and then he proceeded to tell us about his 427 pound wife, and how hydro must hate her, because he doesn't need heat, she wraps him in her huge breasts and keeps him warm all winter



presenting HYPNOSE with CLIVE OWEN
now i can spray it all over my pillow, and float away to an imaginary sensual palace

why did i take, and then post these photos of a guy doing yoga in the park?
because i'm really immature